Social Media Consultant

Internet, 2007

Quarter-aged millennial female who sits on Facebook all day and wants to get paid for it.

In the epic battle to come up with the most meaningless job role, social media is a heavyweight gorilla with a seemingly endless energy for ever-uglier word salad. Few media sectors have ever made so much money by actually telling people they are so full of it. As described effectively in “Social Media Is Bullshit” by social media expert Brandon J. Mendelson or “No Bullshit Social Media” by social media “star” Jason Falls.