The Universe


A way of saying “God” without appearing religious. Particularly impressive if you seem intellectual™ and see, like, so many possibilities.

Buddhist cosmology, basically. Pantheism. Or arch-charlatan Deepak Chopra — whomever you want to blame for possible the stupidest idea imaginable. According to our current scientific understanding, the universe is 71.4% dark energy, 24% cold dark matter, and 4.6% atoms.